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I’m The Last Goldfish In Your 100-Gallon Tank

And I’m never gonna die.

3 min readJan 6, 2021

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No One Instagrams The Fistful of Poop

Turns out, parenthood is more than just frolicking in fields.

3 min readMar 30, 2021

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No One Instagrams The Fistful of Poop

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The Death of Sneaky Marketing?

Let’s talk about trust, baby

4 min readMar 11, 2021

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The Death of Sneaky Marketing?

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It’s Surprisingly Easy to Flood Hotel Rooms in Paris

Somehow, this story only gets worse from there.

5 min readMar 4, 2021

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It’s Surprisingly Easy to Flood Hotel Rooms in Paris

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Grieving the Living

Dementia means saying goodbye again and again

6 min readFeb 22, 2021

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Grieving the Living

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I’m a Serial Killer

I’ve committed strawberry genocide, among many, many others

2 min readFeb 16, 2021

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I’m a Serial Killer

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Excuse Me, Your Dishpan Hands Would Like A Word

Please, step into our office.

3 min readFeb 8, 2021

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Excuse Me, Your Dishpan Hands Would Like A Word

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Sexism Snuck Up On Me

Why my journey to feminism took nearly three decades.

5 min readJan 25, 2021

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No Thanks, We Don’t Want Your Dick Pic

An open letter & handy reference guide for those men who send unsolicited “surprises”.

2 min readJan 22, 2021

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No Thanks, We Don’t Want Your Dick Pic

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Miss Muffet Was A Junkie, And Other True Stories

We know all about Ring around the Rosie. But what’s the truth behind these?

4 min readJan 15, 2021

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Miss Muffet Was A Junkie, And Other True Stories

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Stephanie Stocker

Stephanie Stocker

Freelance writer. Reader. New mom. INTJ. Lover of puns & odd people. I write absurdist comedy and about life, quirky history and sometimes Harry Potter.

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